WHAT IF’s

I’m always in the quest to know the other side of every experience and the weirdest possibilities of events that could have happened. Like what if Mallika Sherawat was Manmohan Singh’s daughter who was one of the victim of Australian Assault on Indians ?? What if nuclear bomb was dropped in America ,when James Cameroon as American President?? What, when, where, how all interest me like the last ball of a cricket match where India require one run to win and with Ishant Sharma batting.So I decided to jot down some “What if” question which I thought would interest some people who like to ponder on random things (Some are weird ...kindly forgive me if I mortified, petrified and stupefied you...) so here we go….

1. What if Germany had won the 2^nd world war??

2. What if Adolf Hitler was a American president and Bush as “Saddam Hussain" of Iraq??

3. What if Mahatma Gandhi was killed in the initial Independence Movement march

itself ??And Bhagat Singh, Subash Chandra Bose had never got hanged or killed??

4. What if India was not divided and Muslims were in Majority in India with M.Ali Jinnah our Father of Nation??

5. What if Sachin Tendulkarr was a world class football player playing for ManchesterUnited??

6. What if you could control Obama’s Dream?? Or Osama’s dream??Or anybody’s dream??

7. What if Internet crashed tomorrow?? Or What if tomorrow onwards Google charges every user for their services??

8. What if you were born as a male and slowly changes into a female as you Grow old??

Or the other way around??

9. What if Malayalam was our national language and Manglish the most Spoken international language??

10. What if earth stop’s rotating?? Or new earth is explored in our solar System?

11. What if one could change their body as they change their clothes??

12. What if we could breathe Co2?? Or What if automobiles could run on water??

13. What if I Ruppees is equal to 100 dollar??i.e. 1 paise =1 Dollar

14. What if Karl Marx and LK Advani were contemporaries and great Friends??

15. What if Einstein was “Steven Spielberg of Bollywood” with Rajnikanth playing

the protagonist in all his movies??

16. What if girls loathed the colour “pink” and were dominant in society?

And "Sati" was associated with self-sacrifice of Husband??

17. What if Bal Thackeray was born in U.P as Mayawati’s son??

18. What if actually Rakhi Sawant fasted for not being involved in the

Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara video??

19. What if Lalu Prasad Yadav was UN secretary General and was allowed to

deliver his discourse in Hindi??

20. What if I was not writing this??

Well…u got me. This part of my life is called “Absolute Joblessness”…or frustrated and irritated with useless monotonous work.