I woke up around 7 in the morning, felt ecstasy. It gave me a feeling, the one I had when I slept off for 18hrs continuously; lazy college days.
As I peeped through the window to get a glimpse of a typical hot Sunday morning in Gurgaon, Harky woke up and appreciated the fine Absolute Vodka we had last night.
Had to agree with him for it was the most refined Vodka I ever had. It gave a progressive kick and took me to nirvana though can’t remember anything.
Last thing I remember was we were chatting with Varun. Tedy was checking out Ganguly’s photo album on facebook. I slightly do remember vivek watching the football match in the other room and Harky sleeping (OUT OUT)- Aanamayaki.
Apart from this I don’t recollect anything.
I strolled into the other room. Tedy and vivek were still sleeping.
Pavam, tedy might have gotten an unbearable kick on a single breezer- no joking possible with tedy. Anywhere else in the world esp in LDC‘s, if you force a breezer into a tedy-like body United Nations organization would sue you for a spate of human rights violation.
Vivek was sleeping with a smile. That does not augur well.
I made some quick prayers to all the known gods-Lord Shiva first on list- Destruction seeked– Man Utd-Destruction seeked- Man Utd. Devamme please don’t tell me that Man Utd had won the match last night.
If that happens, then I can’t use FB for another week as yesterday I took a dig on all the Manu fans on the FB which obviously pissed off vivek.
Suddenly, I heard hysterical mooing sound from the kitchen. My hunches told me- its ok, it’s Harky.
Tedy woke up, splashing some profound Malayalam abusive words on me.
The next few sentences he said threw all my senses into a reality ridden emotional whirlpool. I was startled at few of the revelation but found redemption in the fact that Tedy always exaggerates and he takes advantage of one’s drunk state.
But, then I could not re-collect Nikita/ Guneet /Guneet’s sister/ Gangulys/ Barca/ shouting/ Chatting/ typing- I LOVE U/ biting tedy’s hand etc..etc ..
These challenged my memory and my Moral character. Both are indispensible qualities required for Civil Servants.
I need to see the Chat history to understand what happened. Its urgent; I galloped to the other room and grabbed the laptop.
As the lappy loaded windows, I asked tedy who the hell is guneet??
Tedy retorted Da, shavame Gyani.
I did not have any other option, so I admitted to his stories making a mental note that if anything turns incorrect would blast off tedy.
The next half an hour in my life was kind of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
This is unprecedented, for the first time tedy was correct 99%.This efficiency cannot match a person who designed a 5 mm dia shaft for some heavy vehicle for one of his mechanical papers. The Prof (paper checker) had escaped this Stroke-hidden-blooper bomb that tedy threw at him for there was no condolences for few months that followed.
Hmm.. Guneet’s sister did not figure in ‘the' chat conversation that happened and accounted for the 1% error- or the artificial inflation tedy contributed for.
I felt really bad that I chatted with some girl using tedy’s Gmail Account till 4 in the morning. That means I slept only for 3 hrs. JUST 3 HRS!
My “INITIAL IMPRESSION” was shattered completely. I have messed up things BIG time last night.
My head had started becoming heavier and drowsiness caught me.But, each line tedy read out on the chat history brought me back to reality.
Sad, I had also told her about myself getting transfered to Mumbai(hmm..I wrote Mumbai properly after three laborious attempts) and my ongoing impasse with HR.
I told her that Harky was drunk and was sleeping.
Respect/ Philsociology/ Varun/ Barca/ vivek/ sreekanth/luka chupi/ A.Ganguly/ shoe making company/ Barclay/ coal India limited/ mesmerizing saree/ blah blah……………….. Gleamed our conversation.
Vivek had woken up by now and laughing his lungs out.
Harky spewed some more abuses on me, mainly because I told her that he was drunk and out. Hehe.. sorry Harky I understand; letting any girl know of your impotency of consuming alcohol beyond 4 pegs & being awake is devastating especially when she happens to be your former college-class mate.
For the next few minutes I took long breaths to ease out the abashment. YOGA works.
I took solace in the fact that I kept the conversation to a good level of decency. She never was irritated or did abusive me.
Later, saw Hangover part 1. Had roti and butter chicken curry that we bought for last night. No one had eaten food last night.
This re-iterates the fact that tedy was drunk & OUT on a single breezer.
And, forgot to tell you; BARCA WON.
May be that’s the reason Vivek abstained from food last night.
Tedy told me later that I screamed at top of my voice when Barca scored. There was fear that house owner- he stays down stairs would reprimand us today. Though, did not happen, nice.
I logged on to FB to check if any Man Utd fans were online.As expected all had gone into hiding- HAHAHA.
Interestingly, I had made a status update on FB after the last night match.Varun and kannan had comment on it, of which Varun's comment hurted vivek inherently.
Varun Had written:
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.!!!!
Vivek did not talk to anyone for 10 mins.It was only when harky entered the room and became scapegoat for some random discussion-criticism that vivek said something. Thank god, he spoke.I have heard stories of people losing their ability to speak on hearing unbearable heart breaking news..
I tried sleeping after food, it did not happen. Tedy persuaded me to watch CO(I think it is spelled so).It was a good tamil movie, though can’t recollect most of it as my head was spinning most of the time.
Meanwhile, Harky gulped down his daily dose of WHEY Protein and went to GYM.
After the Movie, I tried to catch some sleep but could not.
It was a terrible feeling. I was damn tried & wanted to sleep but sleep was evading me.
Harky returned to give us some Gyaan on the need for physical activities in our life. His Muscles were inflated now and speaking the tormenting story of pushing its limits for unproductive gains.
And, in some time he left for office letting us know of some cant-keep-away sort of work. As the part of Business expansion of Maruti, is augmenting its internet lease lines. Very important for the fact that Suzuki rules Maruti now and connectivity with their office in Japan is vital
Good thing: Maruti is expanding. So more jobs and it invigorates the economy.
After the movie, I again tried to sleep but to vain. Vivek had a sound sleep as we watched CO.
Throughout the day, we did not do anything and lay lethargic on the Un-cozy bed watching some youtube videos, old Malayalam comedies- evergreen, listening to some songs.
I did also upload my CV on naukri.com. Hope some company gives me interview call.
Left Gurgaon by 8 after having Dosa from the market place nearby
Reached back home by 10:00.
Hit the bed (cozy) in no time only to be woken up by dobby at 8 in the morning.
Feels good now, its almost back to normal senses.
Checked out my Inbox, Harminder Mohan of HR has not sent me any clarification mail till now. Need to sent reminder number 2.
Professionally my life has come to a standstill. Personally I am letting it flow like an unexplored river.
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